I think I've got you beat.
I found out today about an outage in an area where I have a second Comcast account, which I administer remotely. The residents there contacted me and said the TV and internet had been out since three nights ago, Sunday, June 9.
I logged into the account, and yes indeed, there was an 'unplanned' outage affecting TV/Internet/Voice (the residents do not subscribe to voice). Affected were "7,500+". There was no ETA for the fix, so I called in, and was told will be fixed by 10 am, as the techs were just waiting for two nodes to respond to pings.
Ten am came and went, still no fix. I logged in again, and the ETA now showed 12 pm, noon.
Noon came and went, and no fix. I called in and got the usual 'sorry for the inconvenience' and 'did you know you can use your hotspot...' The new ETA is 3 pm. We'll see.